Your company doesn't provide free snacks?

Man, you don't have free stuff at work?

It seemed like I worked at a horrible company. No free drink, no free water, no free chips, no free snacks, no Foosball table, no pool table. Well, after a series of questions, the person gave up. Somehow, I sensed strong sympathy from this person.

Think on the bright side. At least, I will not be eating chips all day long and then accumulate some unwelcome fat on my belly and hips. Think on the bright side...